Technically not an Optimist thing, this baffling bit of police radio drama was recorded a decade or so ago by 2/3rds of The No-Shadow Kick: Tom Pappalardo and Drunk Santa himself, Mister Shawn Reynolds. This once-feared-lost audio scene has been unearthed and slightly edited, and it still doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. Recently broadcast to Internet for the first time by Bill Scher and Traci Olsen on the The LiberalOasis Podcast. Music by The No-Shadow Kick. (2:28)